And the dragon, aka Covid-19, said:
“Wars, bankruptcies, lies, embezzlement of public funds, social unrest, resource depletion, climate change, staff cuts across all professions, etc.… Your time has come! You asked me for power, wealth, and fame, and all you did was screw things up — things I could’ve done myself, you bunch of idiots! I’ll handle this crisis now. And don’t give me your doublespeak nonsense, guys.”
The king couldn’t respond — handcuffed to the sadomasochistic scaffold and lying in a barrel of mead after partying too hard on public money. Humiliating himself is just so hilarious...
The beautiful queen thinks she made a mistake marrying the king; she’s only concerned about her appearance. She holds the golden spoon with the magical curve — a gift from a mysterious sorcerer — allowing her to manipulate what the so-called elite calls the “trend of inflation.”
Of course, they can manipulate it however they want... it’s magic... "ching, ching,"... money, money. « cling cling, cling cling »… argent, argent.