And the dragon, aka Covid-19, said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWars, bankruptcies, lies, embezzlement of public funds, social unrest, resource depletion, climate change, staff cuts across all professions, etc.\u2026 Your time has come! You asked me for power, wealth, and fame, and all you did was screw things up \u2014 things I could\u2019ve done myself, you bunch of idiots! I\u2019ll handle this crisis now. And don\u2019t give me your doublespeak nonsense, guys.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The king couldn\u2019t respond \u2014 handcuffed to the sadomasochistic scaffold and lying in a barrel of mead after partying too hard on public money. Humiliating himself is just so hilarious...<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The beautiful queen thinks she made a mistake marrying the king; she\u2019s only concerned about her appearance. She holds the golden spoon with the magical curve \u2014 a gift from a mysterious sorcerer \u2014 allowing her to manipulate what the so-called elite calls the \u201ctrend of inflation.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n